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Seasons Greetings and a glimpse at the inner workings at the North Pole

Posted by 5etester on December 22, 2012

It’s been a well-guarded secret that we here at Spellchek are the official spell checkers for Santa and his sometimes illegible wish lists he gets annually. No small feat when you consider the tally has now exceeded 7 billion worldwide seeking rewards for being good all year. So I thought I’d give you a glimpse of what we’re up against in deciphering these lists. For example, here’s one from Steve at Motor City Times.

Dear Santa,

I’ve been really, really, really good this year. Could you please send me a Vette for Christmas this year? Thanks in advance.

Steve

Without Spellchek running interference, Steve would have received this gift.

thCAEL90HC

Thanks to Spellchek, Steve will instead be receiving this gift.

thCA0O95JS

Here’s another. Everyone’s favorite Robot at Mind Numbed Robot had a little glitch in his list.

Dear Santa,

I’ve been awesome again this year Santa. Please send mucho lube. Thanxx.

‘Bot

Based on that, the Robot was going to get this.

thCAVMWIDH

More appropriately, the Robot will be receiving a case of this instead.

thCA447DYY

As you can see, we provide an invaluable service to Santa in making sure that everyone gets what they really want for Christmas. With that in mind, we’d like to wish all a very Merry Christmas!  To those who have linked or commented on Spellchek, a hearty thanks to all. In particular, thanks to the following.

To Jim at Conservatives on Fire,

To Larry at Political Realities,

To John at Sentry Journal,

To Matt at Conservative Hideout,

To Mike at The Classic Liberal,

To Chris at WyBlog,

To Mike at That Mr. G Guy,

To Doug at Doug Ross Journal,

To Doug at The Daley Gator,

To Phillip at Texas Conservative News,

To Linda at No one of any import,

We’d especially like to wish a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and say thanks for contributing to Spellchek.

p.s. No guarantees on the gifts, I’m just the spell checker. Talk to Santa.

5 Responses to “Seasons Greetings and a glimpse at the inner workings at the North Pole”

  1. Thanks, Spellcheker! I need all the help I can get. Santa and I haven’t been seeing eye to eye lately.

  2. I’m clearing space in the garage right now shiny new Chevette…. Dang!… I mean Corvette!…

    Stupid keyboard.

    Thanks for looking out for me.

  3. [...] Seasons Greetings and a glimpse at the inner workings at the North Pole [...]

  4. John Carey said

    Merry Christmas to you and yours and thank you for all the great articles.

  5. thatmrgguy said

    Thanks for the mention. Hope y’all had a Merry Christmas and have a prosperous New Year.

    Mike G.

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