Sighting in your new rifle

Having a chuckle at other’s misfortune just seems so wrong, but go ahead and enjoy anyway.

Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle:

1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle…………$1,200.00 2. Quality, high-powered scope……………………$550.00 3. Bore sighting device……………………………….$140.00 4. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually firing the rifle……………Priceless!

5. Hospital Visit…………………………..$14,893.00

As John Wayne once said:
“Life’s tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

Can you even imagine the force necessary to peel that barrel?

99%er pledge

In honor of the leaderless, completely spontaneous, non-agenda and totally unorganized OWS movement, I thought I would see if I could help out just a wee bit. The one constant across all the movements has been disdain of greed by the 1% uber-rich in this country. So, according to IRS 2009 statistics, if you have an adjusted gross income of $343,927 or, God forbid, even more, you qualify as filthy rich and you need to give back some of your fortune. Repeat after me to help ensure we all have clear goals.

• I want any person or corporation to return 100% of all income above the $343,927 level to the general fund of the U.S. Treasury where it will be completely returned in full to the people in a totally unbiased and fair manner by the faithful stewards of our money, the U.S. Congress.
• I want any business or corporation to pledge to stop any and all expansion or growth or most important of all, hiring, if it is the result of greedy profits over $343,927. No one person should obtain employment due to excess greed. White House economists have reported that each stimulus job created only cost $278,000 each, certainly well with-in the range of the 1% guideline.
• If I am a 1%er expressing support for the OWS movement, I immediately surrender all income above $343,927 with a check to the U.S. Treasury fund to pay down the national debt.
• If I am a 99%er who is at the point of becoming a 1%er, I pledge to immediately stop working for the rest of the year regardless at what point this occurs. If I am business or corporation in this same position, I pledge to temporarily close the business and lay-off all of the staff for the rest of the fiscal year. After all, prevention is always the key, isn’t it?
• If I am a politician, I pledge to stop all campaign donations at $343,927 and return any in excess to the donors. Greed has no lines or boundaries.
• If I am just an ordinary person, I cannot tolerate greed in my life whatsoever. I therefore voluntarily take the Michael Corleone pledge and renounce Satan. I promise I do not want anyone else’s wealth as it would be greedy of me and make me no better than the evil, greedy 1%er’s I so despise.

There, just by taking these few steps, you should be able to protest with a clear conscience. The unemployment rate may soon rise to 50% or more, but the newly unemployed won’t mind as they will be taking one for the team. In fact, the tent cities will become your permanent residences when your jobs are all eliminated, but you’ll be able to lock arms with all of your brethren in peace. Godspeed.

Bearack Obearma

Animals
that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the
Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the
government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This photo is
of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He’s nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It
is believed that he has become a campground
organizer.

Thanks to a reader for sending this in.

Obama-care at work

This was sent to me by a follower – enjoy!

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville,WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local E.R. to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before he reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”.

He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, The Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a “recreational area” so close to a waste treatment facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama-care, they turned you down.”

Federal government shutting down? Fear Friday is coming!

The federal government may shut down? Horror of horrors! What in the world will we do? According to the left, people will be keeling over and dying in the streets as if the Japanese tsunami were washing across America. While there are countless conflicting stories of what will really transpire when the government checkbook is taken away, I have it on good authority as to what you will see.

Libya v. Iraq

Check out this parody comparing the argument of whether Libya equates to Iraq. Another fine expose on the twisted mind of a liberal.

Junk Food Junkie – Larry Groce

Thought I would dedicate this blast from the past  to the FLOTUS. I always try to do my part and eat more than my share so as to help save others from themselves.

Happy New Years 2011!

The Best New Year’s Resolutions For 2011 from Buzzfeed

1. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump

 

Obama “green” snowplow

Here you go. A vision of the future. Should work out real well in the upper peninsula where they average 250 inches of snow each winter. Thanks, Obama.

How to debate a liberal

Check out this vid on a conservative encountering a liberal. It’s funny but sad. All the standard liberal talking points are here along with their standard lame responses.