In the spirit of the holidays, I have an official proclamation to make. I mean, after all, it is Thanksgiving, isn’t it? What do we celebrate on Thanksgiving Day? Well, of course not all people can agree on anything and this is no different, but it’s usually to celebrate a bountiful harvest. Well, we had a great harvest this year, so let’s celebrate it. So I say let’s extend an olive branch. I’m officially proclaiming Nov. 24th to be Liberal Amnesty Day.
That’s right, you lefties. Today you get a free shot. No strings attached. Just admit the error of your ways and renounce liberalism. It’s a cancer. It’s insidious. It clouds your ability to think clearly. It also dooms our country. Why not set yourself free and come out of the darkness into the light? We’ll just chalk it up to a learning experience and move along. Today you get a clean slate and can integrate yourself back into the normal society. It’s not everyday you get a second chance to make good, so don’t pass it up!
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