It’s been over 3 years since we here at Spellchek first released the instant classic edition of misfit politicians. Due to popular demand, we are re-releasing it with a new addition for 2013!
In the Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, Yukon Cornelius leads Rudolph and Hermey to the island of misfit toys. For those of you who are really dedicated, you can watch a video clip of it right here!
The cast of the island inhabitants included the island’s ruler, a winged lion named King Moonracer, Charlie-in-the-box, Spotted Elephant, A Dolly for Sue, Bird Fish, Misfit Cowboy, Trainer, a toy boat, a squirt gun, an airplane, a bear and a scooter for Jimmy. I thought it was time for a modern version based on the cast of characters we have in Washington.
Of course our hero, President Obama, will play the role of King Moonracer. But wait, Moonracer is not good since Obama has slashed the budget for NASA and doesn’t want a return to the moon. We’ll just call him King Moonie since the Moonies believe in establishing a Kingdom here on earth, and Obama would be a perfect fit.
Charlie-in-the-box? Now who could fill the role of a jack-in-the-box acting as the island sentry? Why, this man would be perfect! Joe Biden is as wobbly as they come and Obama is forced to put him back in his box every now and then when he puts his foot in his mouth.
The Spotted Elephant was the island footman, or male servant. We need someone in charge of the service staff. Yes, it’s dead fish Rahm Emanuel! Get in his way and he will squash you just like an elephant.
A Dolly for Sue was the ragdoll that suffered depression from being unloved. Who better than the queen herself, Nancy Pelosi!
Yes, I purposely made her picture smaller just to illustrate how unloved she is. Buck up, Nancy! The bout of depression you’re in for when you get kicked to the curb and have to bow down to John Boehner will be epic.
Bird Fish was the toy bird that swam instead of flew. In the movie, he gets tossed out of Santa’s sleigh and we never find out his fate. That fate would seem to fit-in with what’s in store for Harry Reid after he gets blown out next month. Just go away Harry, we don’t care where you end up.
That’s enough, I can’t take it anymore. But what a blockbuster remake this would be.
***A new addition for 2013!!!***
It’s none other than Secretary of State John Kerry starring as the misfit cowboy riding an ostrich!