Sinister new al-Qaeda threat uncovered

*Putting the nation on alert*
*highly credible terrorist threat*
*FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda*

Yikes! What could this new threat against we infidels be?

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds

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