And the bartender, who is Iranian, asks them if they’d like to try the house special, the Atomic Cocktail. Bibi says not a chance, it must be poisoned. ISIS says not a chance, it could never take sustenance from the infidel. Obama says sure, he’ll take a round for the house but he forgot his wallet so just send the bill to the DNC.
The bartender says oh, you mean the Democratic National Committee? Obama says no, the Iranian DNC. The bartender says oh, you mean the Iranian Develop Nuclear Capability Committee? Obama says yes, my dues are paid in full. If you don’t believe me, just ask the treasurer Valerie Jarrett.