Go fund me for government workers

I’d like to officially announce a go fund me account in which you can donate to replace the salaries of the 800,000 government workers displaced by the evil, immoral Russian puppet in the White House. Donate your tax return! Surely these people need your money more than you, right? Isn’t this the great progressive idea to redistribute your wealth much more efficiently than you can? So do the right thing, do the moral thing. Surely you weren’t going to wait and let somebody else fix this, were you? Just send me your account info and I’ll handle the rest.

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